Pillows Doing Their Job
There’s something to think about when you crash at your friends house next time – how often has his wifes vag been rubbing up against that pillow you’re laying your head on? Take a sniff and see.
I’ll Park My Bike Right Here
Or maybe something else just as big…
Wonder What Signals She Is Sending Here?
Seriously can’t all dating be like this? No games, no messing around – just hey I’m in red lingerie and on your bed. Hmm wonder if she wants to play scrabble.
Right In Your Face
Man is that poor thing having to struggle to do its job there. Looks like it’s about to get sucked all in.
But I don’t care how hot your booty is – girl better wash her feet before coming to my bed.
Is She Heard of Hearing?
She must have thought I said “get naked and get on my deck”!