The Right Way To Do Laundry
While waiting for your mans washing to be done, lay down a sheet so you can go along with the vibrations. Sounds perfect.
Why I Need A Pool
My girlfriend is always on at me to build a pool. It’ll be fun to relax in she says. It’ll be good to have pool parties she says. Just show me this picture and I’ll go build it myself.
I’ll Lick the Sand Off You
Holy crap did I just say that out loud? Well I guess it’s true – with a body like that I’d lick the sand off it hell I’d lick cat litter off it.
I Gotta Keep it Classy
Sure you can take a picture of my bent over in a thong for the internet. But I want to keep it classy – so hide my face. Oh but be sure to get my tramp stamp in full view!
This Counts Right?
I mean I see a thong – sort of – so I can post this right?
If you have a problem with it please e-mail us via the website and attach a picture of your girlfriend or wife in a thong so I can compare. Thanks.