I’ll Give You A HARD Landing!
Pity we don’t have an animated gif front view.
But that’s okay – she doesn’t have to worry about landing on any rocks – I’ll lay down and she can land on my rock!
Debra from Dexter in a Thong?
That sexy brown hair flowing in the wind, the sunglasses hiding those cold but sexual eyes, and that purty mouth that’s just ready to drop some F-Bombs. Throw in the tight ass and thong and we’ve got a doppleganger!
We even have Dexters boat in the background, carrying various dead bodies out to sea!
Beach Volleyball Anyone?
It’s a sport where the whole purpose is to get women in bikinis bouncing around! Bonus points if they make grunting noises while doing it!
You can keep your NHL and NBA Playoffs – I’m going to go sit on the beach and watch these athletes at work!
You Showed Me Your Hammock…
I love these pictures the best. This looks like your regular vacation snap, but when you look more you see this amazing body that’s just begging to be shown.
I do like a tease.
Shit It’s Rapunzel!
In the story version of Rapunzel, the prince climbs up the tower to meet the beauty that is Rapunzel, and asks her to marry him.
In my version of the story, Rapunzel is the one climbing up MY tower. As for marriage? Well maybe – let’s see how good the head is first.