All Bikinis Should Be Like This
Seriously screw those full body bikinis. Two pieces of string is all that should be required.
I’ll Lick the Sand Off You
Holy crap did I just say that out loud? Well I guess it’s true – with a body like that I’d lick the sand off it hell I’d lick cat litter off it.
What A Bikini Thong
I honestly can’t think of anything witty to write here because it’s hard to type with one hand!
I’ve Never Banged Anyone with One Arm
But man I wish this girl had just a stump so we could see more of this fine ass.
The Sound Coming Out Of Those Lips
And no – not THOSE lips you pervy bastards!
I mean the mouth – you know she’s just making that little “oh” sound that a girl makes. How much I love it.