The Perfect Height!
The only problem though is if I’m standing in front of her, I’m not able to see that beautiful ass. I’d say she needs another mouth in the back of the head – but do we REALLY want chicks having two mouths?
Maybe I’ll just prop up a mirror behind her.
I’ll Never Get TIRED Of Looking At Her!
There’s no flats here – if anything these bad boys have way too much air and may burst.
Do you think they have some good traction? Are those cheeks really that beautiful, or just inflated by the pressure on the bench?
Women like her are the reason I carry a SPARE condom around with me in my swim trunks.
I probably should point out – I’m using so many tire buns(sorry, puns) because there’s actually a tire in that picture at the back left. Don’t worry – I didn’t notice it first time either.
Time for me to blowout!
Is it true that French babes don’t shave their pits?
The title of this article is of course from Home Alone. I’ve absolutely no idea if this picture was taken on a French beach – but if it is, I’m moving to Paris! I love how casual she is too – just laying there practically naked save for her pink bikini thong. Full tan too, so you know this ain’t her first rodeo!
I’m Vacationing Here!
I love that little triangular patch at the back – it’s not just a bikini thong – it’s a bikini thong with STYLE. I’ll snorkel her any day!
Casual Red Bikini Brunette Thong
And why’s she reaching behind her back? About to do some nude sunbathing maybe? I’m down with that. Unleash those puppies all you want. But sweetie, keep the thong on!