Night Vision
I like to assume this was the reason night vision was invented – the dude got sick of his hot girlfriend bouncing around in her underwear without being able to see her.
Can’t Watch the Bloody TV
But it’s totally worth it.
A Nice Thick Thong
So thick that it’s almost regular underwear – but those epic ass cheeks stop that from happening.
Been a Bad Girl?
I guess you were told to go stand in the corner. Not my form of punishment – personally I’d prefer to hand out an old fashioned spanking.
I Gotta Keep it Classy
Sure you can take a picture of my bent over in a thong for the internet. But I want to keep it classy – so hide my face. Oh but be sure to get my tramp stamp in full view!