Double Freaking Trouble
This is one time where I’ve no problem dating the “ugly” one.
Mainly because I won’t even be looking at the face!
Love Those Hanging Strings
But this is one time where you gotta love the hanging strings. A couple of tugs and all is revealed.
Bikini thongs are the best.
Shy Extreme Close Up!
I bet that won’t be the only thing she’s giving up that day…
I’m Not A Boat Person
But I would vomit up 15 gallons if it meant spending the day with her.
Pose Like A Model
But with a body like that I’ll forgive her. She could murder my dog and I’d still forgive her with that body tbf.