Beach Volleyball Anyone?
It’s a sport where the whole purpose is to get women in bikinis bouncing around! Bonus points if they make grunting noises while doing it!
You can keep your NHL and NBA Playoffs – I’m going to go sit on the beach and watch these athletes at work!
You Showed Me Your Hammock…
I love these pictures the best. This looks like your regular vacation snap, but when you look more you see this amazing body that’s just begging to be shown.
I do like a tease.
Stroke That Wood!!
Every time I use that line it’s not long until I’m in handcuffs it’s weird
But either way it was worth it just to get a nice glimpse of the big ass in a tiny thong
I just wish they would let me bring my fleshlight into my jail cell
Just Keep Bouncing
Plus if you keep bouncing on that diving board you may just pop outta that tiny lil thong
Or we could just go back to the hotel room and leave a bunch of DNA all over the bed – cum sweat and of course blood.
And when we are finished they could take a black light and the bed would glow like Marcellus Wallace’s briefcase