I consider myself a modern man. I’m all for equality and all that – hell, I prepare most of my meals itself. (Taco Bell is a meal right?)
But if this is what this blonde gets up to in the kitchen, then goddamnit she can stay there! Hmm guess I’ll take a break from cooking my man some dinner to slide up on the counter, and slide off my tiny red thong.
I’m not sure what I’m getting for dinner, but she’s getting a nice big sausage!
