Oh what’s that? You walked into your buddys room and his girlfriend is topless, asleep and wearing a tiny pink thong?
Even better she’s got the mask on – so she won’t be able to see anything.
Time to whisper in her sweet ear that her boyfriend is here, and is ready for a quickie.
She’ll be able to tell the difference when she feels the size – but by then she’ll be loving it and won’t want me to stop.
I may have watched too many porn movies.
