Grey and Pink?
I can’t put up with this. Horrible.
Get these clothes off immediately. Even if you need me to come tear them off with my teeth.
Grey and pink. WTF is she thinking.
So Calm and Collected
At least that makes one of us. If I was out there on the beach with her the last thing I would be is calm – I don’t think I’d even be able to stop long enough to take a picture before I’d be ravaging her all over that beach.
Insert “Tower” Metaphor Here!
But man check out the chick here – just beautiful skin and a tiny little pink bikini thong that shows more than it hides.
I’d love to take her down to the dungeons and shackle her up.
I’ll Give You A HARD Landing!
Pity we don’t have an animated gif front view.
But that’s okay – she doesn’t have to worry about landing on any rocks – I’ll lay down and she can land on my rock!
Shit It’s Rapunzel!
In the story version of Rapunzel, the prince climbs up the tower to meet the beauty that is Rapunzel, and asks her to marry him.
In my version of the story, Rapunzel is the one climbing up MY tower. As for marriage? Well maybe – let’s see how good the head is first.