Barely Hanging In There
She should just give up and slip it off I think.
The Best Invention Ever
I’m talking about – whatever the hell that is. Some sort of glass statue? A fountain? A special drink?
I really don’t know – all I know is it made blondie with the big knockers and tight booty bend over – and that’s good enough for me!
Not The Best Photograph Ever Taken
If I’m in a bedroom with a girl in a dental floss like pink thong and matching top and I’ve got her down to just those – yeah, I’m not going to be too worried about the quality of the freaking picture.
Now the quality of the video recording I’ll be making on the other hand….
It Doesn’t Have A Chance
Clearly she never tried it on beforehand because she would know that it was really defeating the purpose. With a plump little butt like that – yeah it was always going to be sucking that thong in first chance it got.
What a shame.
Pretty In Pink
Don’t feel bad – pretty sure you could murder my whole family and I’d forgive you, as long as you did it in that sexy pink bikini thong.