Beach Volleyball Anyone?
It’s a sport where the whole purpose is to get women in bikinis bouncing around! Bonus points if they make grunting noises while doing it!
You can keep your NHL and NBA Playoffs – I’m going to go sit on the beach and watch these athletes at work!
Shit It’s Rapunzel!
In the story version of Rapunzel, the prince climbs up the tower to meet the beauty that is Rapunzel, and asks her to marry him.
In my version of the story, Rapunzel is the one climbing up MY tower. As for marriage? Well maybe – let’s see how good the head is first.
Looking A Bit Red!
One of the negatives of having a hot body and wanting to show it off I guess.
Thankfully Dr. Richard Feelgood is on hand. I prescribe sun tan lotion, aloe vera gel – and a quick, hard pounding. STAT.
Two Can Play the Staring Game
As am I. As am I. It’s daytime but I can almost see a full moon! Those beautiful round ass cheeks are just there for the grabbing.
Wait – is that the moon, or the sun? Looks like the sun – let me put some sunscreen oil on you darling!
There’s No Question She’s Wet!
Although there seems to be something weird going on with her right leg. It’s not cropped out or anything but the way the picture was taken and the angle this blonde babe is standing makes it look weird, like she is missing part of her ass cheek.
Let the good doctor bring out his microscope and get in there for a closer look…..