Stroke That Wood!!
Every time I use that line it’s not long until I’m in handcuffs it’s weird
But either way it was worth it just to get a nice glimpse of the big ass in a tiny thong
I just wish they would let me bring my fleshlight into my jail cell
Long Hair Don’t Care!!
And this has to be one of the smallest thongs ever just look at it – and think how easily it would rip!
Let’s hope she catches a branch which rips it all off and I’ll pounce on her like a spider monkey!
Just Keep Bouncing
Plus if you keep bouncing on that diving board you may just pop outta that tiny lil thong
Or we could just go back to the hotel room and leave a bunch of DNA all over the bed – cum sweat and of course blood.
And when we are finished they could take a black light and the bed would glow like Marcellus Wallace’s briefcase